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When my best friend and I both hookup with someone the same night

When the athlete I’m hooking up with takes off his shirt

When a guy wants to hang out but can’t think of something to do

When I vow to start working out

Expectation

Reality

When I see my friends while I’m dancing with a really hot guy

When I sit through half a class then realize I’m not even in it

When someone disagrees with me

When I’m hungover and go outside without sunglasses

When I get a new bra

When someone tries to change my music when I’m driving